Regarding the heartwarming repost from Twitter below;
I was, quite unavoidably, led to a vivid recollection of the event I’m about to relate – which may or may not actually have happened.
It was a few weeks ago, at the beginning of the silly season. I was gliding home from a date in my Ford Bantam when she drifted into the mother of all roadblocks.
Now having ingested more than my fair share of beer, wine and other happy making stuff I should have been a bit nervous. But for pretty much the same reasons I was not nervous at all. It was more of a feeling of ‘awwww cute – highway robbers – let’s have a lovely little chat with them’.
I wasn’t really thinking about the 27 empty beer cans behind my seats or the interesting bags of other stuff in my cubbyhole. Sipho shines his torch in my direction and jiggles it to the left where he wants me to park. The jiggling torch light is soooo pretty 🙂
Sipho: “Are you alright?”
Me (and Molly): “I’m fine.”
Have you been drinking?
I shared a bottle of wine with my girlfriend
Please get out of your car
It’s such a lovely night. I can smell the tar and the trees and the moon. It’s nice being here with Sipho.
We’ll have to test you
Half a bottle of wine will be too much
If you are over the limit we will have to arrest you
You will spend the weekend in the cells until the court case
What do you say?
That sounds quite bad.
What do you want to do?
(This is South African for bribes accepted here)
You can test me
But you will fail
If I call my superior it’s too late
Sorry I’m not really here – I said goodbye to my girlfriend tonight
I’m leaving town – going to Cape Town
In this Bakkie?
Yes – it’s a very good bakkie. But I’m sad. About leaving my girl.
Can’t you ask her to go with you?
What did she say?
Sipho I want to go home – I’m sorry I’m not really here
Enjoy the evening
Bantam resumes gliding home. That was nice. I was sad but I’m happy now. The stars are so pretty. That was some lovely hippy trippy Jedi Knight stuff. Poor Sipho, I forgive him, I will send loving thoughts. Everyone should hang out more with Molly 🙂 🙂 🙂